"圣僧?大师?和尚?死秃(tū )驴(lǘ ),只要你说你爱我,本姑(gū )娘绝对不会凌辱你,否者休(xiū )怪(guài )我无情。""阿弥陀佛,出家人五(wǔ )蕴(yùn )皆空六根清净,望女施主自(zì )重(chóng )。"于是乎,月黑风高夜,楚(chǔ )倾月对一个和尚做出了惨(cǎn )无(wú )人首之事。五年之后,当品德(dé )败(bài )坏万人所指的楚倾月带着小(xiǎo )包子回来之事,和尚(shàng )摇(yáo )身一变成了俊美王爷。。"夫人(rén )带(dài )着本王的儿女去哪里,本王(wáng )还(hái )未说爱你。""阿弥陀佛么么哒,王(wáng )爷的爱过了保质期(qī ),本(běn )姑娘的爱处于更年期,望秃(tū )驴(lǘ )君自重。"