"圣僧?大师?和尚?死秃驴(lǘ ),只(zhī )要你说你爱我,本姑娘(niáng )绝对不(bú )会凌辱你,否者休怪我(wǒ )无情。""阿弥陀佛,出家人五蕴(yùn )皆(jiē )空六根清净,望女施主自重。"于(yú )是乎,月黑风高夜,楚倾(qīng )月对一(yī )个和尚做出了惨无(wú )人(rén )首之事。五年之后,当品德败(bài )坏(huài )万人所指的楚倾月带着小包(bāo )子回来之事,和尚摇身(shēn )一变成(chéng )了俊美王爷。。"夫人带(dài )着(zhe )本王的儿女去哪里,本王还(hái )未(wèi )说爱你。""阿弥陀佛么么(me )哒,王爷(yé )的爱过了保质期,本姑(gū )娘的爱处于更年期,望秃驴(lǘ )君(jun1 )自重。"